published on: 2013-11-17 05:28:01
piranhabat: jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get
zerosympathy: *accidentally starts masturbating*
theangelthatfellfordean: that moment of intimacy with the person
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
vangoghismyboyfriend: my favorite thing about the world is that
best-of-funny: buriaq: coolbutcautious: the only reason i