published on: 2014-12-22 16:15:33
polaroidplumber: I never use a condom with her #morningafterpill
polaroidplumber: Face Time.
polaroidplumber: Your girlfriend is more fun when you’re not
polaroidplumber: 40+ knows how to fuck and have the plan B pill
polaroidplumber: In the car. Paid for it but it was worth
polaroidplumber: For everything else, there’s Mastercard.