 
 “You need a part to fix the dryer?  I thought you repairmen
 
 I’m told I’m a three-drink-lesbian… but my
 
 Not sure I’d have given much more than the half effort
 
 Still not quite sure why all the college guys want me to give
 
 I love to do this in cafes… only I wear big sunglasses
 
 “Thank you so much Tom for helping me carry those files