He thinks that this will even things out with his cheating wife,
“My ex came by today while you were at work… just
Giving my husband’s co-worker a ride home today, I got
“Hey… wake up… what’re you dreaming
I can’t tell you how happy I was to discover that our houseguest
I couldn’t sleep. Neither could our houseguest, who discovered
I just went to check on my husband’s co-worker after his
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Taking it into the bathroom upstairs, we only had about five
I stood there, transfixed, not believing I was seeing such a
“Now… tell me again about your fantasy of seeing
May I please trade out with her? I promise to make it worth his
Love this feeling!
“Stop freaking out. I only wore it to the mall and the
“Oh! You startled me!I didn’t expect anyone up
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“I am ready. Bring them in.”
“I’m still not sure why I’m the only girl you
“Oops… there’s the doorbell… must be
“Eric, there’s pancakes and coff-… Oh!…
Now find a way to get that cum cleaned up and let’s get
We know what we’re doing when we do this, guys. We love
“So you won’t fire me for my mistakes if I let you
“So…I get the job?”
“No, he left for work early today… you really just
“Ted won’t be home for hours yet, but I’d love
If it makes your imagination race… then I want to wear
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“God, I thought you AC repair guys would NEVER get here!…
“Oh god… this fantasy of yours… it’s
“I’m just going to Sue’s bachelorette party,
The lessons I offer these anonymous clients don’t always
I swear, I won’t get any work done today if people won’t
The overheard whispered joke by another male co-worker regarding
“Boss… I know it’s a holiday, and hardly anybody