#5- I wish I had met you a decade ago when I was a swinger.
#3- You give me the butt wiggles. At work. Driving the car.
#1- If I asked you really nicely, would you employ me to be your
Another #this is what I don't share series
Part of my pre-visit ritual includes obsessing over what I can
Oh, baby girl. Come show me another of your whore tricks.