published on: 2016-04-25 22:41:14
I told my wife to let my boss do anything to her he wanted at
He won the bet, honey, and I don’t have the money to pay him…..So
Me, arriving at the next party, after getting pretty high and
They gave me some of this really great tasting (strong!) whiskey….I
Down by the pool, I guess I was drunker than I thought….Some
Thanks for letting me go to Greece on the corporate jet, honey….We’ll