published on: 2013-09-29 20:42:00
I wake up handcuffed to YOUR bed... with you sitting in the corner...
Measure twice… suck once. You can cut me in half with
What’s the saddle for? You said you wanted to ride me…
Can I help you trim your bushes? No… I’m okay. You
Dude… a bet is a bet… drop those hands…
Can I join you in your tree house? Sure… as long as you