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![storyofagayboy: captioned-vines: Daughter: [chanting and snapping rhythmically] “Can you do a split on a dick?” Mother: [chanting along] “Girl, how you think yo’ mama got thick?” Daughter: [screaming] “WHAT?! Omfg, this is too damn funny](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_57a74f5d127d_512.png){kind=avatar}
![storyofagayboy: captioned-vines: Daughter: [chanting and snapping rhythmically] “Can you do a split on a dick?” Mother: [chanting along] “Girl, how you think yo’ mama got thick?” Daughter: [screaming] “WHAT?! Omfg, this is too damn funny](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_753d39bf07d2_512.png){kind=avatar}
published on: 2017-01-14 16:27:31
SpongeBob SquarePants
This is just me disguised as me
I could use some attention. Sex. Alcohol. Cuddles. Kisses. I
Imperfect Perfections Allow Existence
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SpongeBob SquarePants