published on: 2015-01-18 08:06:08
50% genius | 50% dummy
contraception: this makes me sad i’m calling them squigglets
polyvored: work until your bank account looks like a phone number
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
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bowfly: andrewbelami: foodtrucker: I wish I had the ability