published on: 2014-08-28 23:40:54
torple: on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships
loveniaimani: toots-toots: Mom: Where you going Me: Mom:
jordosross: nickandjades-infinitelaughter: Me as a parent
radsturbate: marry someone who has a different favorite cereal
landorus: cashier: that’ll be Ŭ.20 me: bruh cashier: bruh
draggedqueens: THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES