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potato-chips-in-the-bath:  my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress
potato-chips-in-the-bath:  my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress

published on: 2015-05-21 07:11:18

don't tell my mom.

don't tell my mom.

🦀☯ Pine Tree State Ghoul ☯🦀

🦀☯ Pine Tree State Ghoul ☯🦀

secnarfrelram:  hey im ready for a good thing to happen to me

secnarfrelram: hey im ready for a good thing to happen to me

I'd rather be having sex right now.

I'd rather be having sex right now.

"With a twist of lemon."

"With a twist of lemon."

don't tell my mom.

don't tell my mom.