 
 Initially, this caption was called “Spiked Absinth” (without
 
 Since I wrote this caption back in 2013, I found out that there
 
 A man without a chastity cage? Shocking, revolting, disgusting.
 
 It took me a while to realize that I have a breath-play fetish.
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 You get a Darwin Award if you kill yourself in a spectacularly