One of many, many captions with the aptly named Alison Angel.
A previous post discusses the relative merits of chainmail bikinis
Replace the batteries in her neck massager or whatever that thing
Perhaps I should mention that she needs several hours to reach
Their hideout is in the lawless outback of Canada, I guess, the
Bianca Beauchamp as a blonde.
You could try to reason with her, but isn’t the attempt to
On the bright side, you can tell your grandchildren that you
Find a value n with n>0 and 40n≤31n.
Perhaps a bit too late… although, maybe you could use a tachyon
But what if you decide to unlock him if and only if the tachyon
It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all television:
And if that fails, I see a whip in the background.
The proper response is: “Licking your asshole is it’s own
It is going to happen any moment now.
It’s very brave of her that she went searching at all, I’ve
I believe her. After all, it seems like she’s also unable to
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On the other hand, they are slightly radioactive, so it’s
You could say that he is female-genitalia-whipped.
I spent an inordinate amount of time researching different map
This time, I got the title correct.
I think you shouldn’t ask ravens for relationship advice. It
Where can I get such a prop?
She sounds very reasonable, so maybe you can talk her into prolonging
I admire her patience explaining all this obvious stuff.
Nah, she looks like a soft-hearted girl, she’ll probably unlock
I wonder what have happened to his key; who could have taken
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This caption sort of violates my rule that the voice of these
So far, she’s just asking a question, but the title of the
Congratulations! You have won three new captions.
There are a lot of bridges in a lot of different towns with a
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