Congratulations, you just doomed your species to certain extinction.
I wonder if her secret weapons are the Daburu Gōrudo Rēshītanga
I wonder what will happen when she finds out that she has two
I wonder if they need a third maid…
Don’t you love a sexy math geek? You don’t? Well shut up,
Жить стало лучше, товарищи. Жить стало
“…and I absolutely need the first two of those things back.”
You float my new poolDe luxe and delightful
I think that sword is made of plastic. On the other hand, her
Those pants…
Well, which would you prefer?
Since the fairy tale of “Caliph Stork” (”Kaliph Storch”)
I made this caption 2013, two years before I started this tumblr
Awesome image, awful image file: I tried my best to restore it,
Which one means passing, which one means failing?
This one doesn’t look like a stock photo, because not everyone
Stock photos: everyone is laughing at 100%.
Don’t smoke, you need to live a long, healthy life to be able
See also “Pride And Prejudice” and “Persuasion”.
If you’re wearing a chastity cage and your balls turn blue
This is the setting: a cute girl talks a slightly naïve boy
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Heads, I win, tail, you loose.
Do, or do not. There is no key.In other news, I think her socks
Her alleged house looks suspiciously like a raised blind, and
Since I’m an idiot, the filename of this caption is “persuation.jpeg”,
The next caption is titled “Persuasion”, and I also have
All the paperwork finally paid off.
To clarify the rules in this scenario, every bust size exceeds
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I think nothing but pure thoughts when I sit opposite to her
I usually prefer one-piece bathing suits.
You can’t escape yourself.
I’ve never seem “Legend Of The Seeker”, and I haven’t
In my sexual fantasies, I dream of a fictional world full of
Keep the curtains open, and post the photos online.