I have what may be a weird request. Please listen to this very
The pink bears give it away: as everyone knows, they are the
Imagine if, to play golf, you’d need lots of equipment, vast
Looking at this picture, my fantasy is that she jerks me off
Pedantic side-note: the only biological meaningful measure of
And the straps of your top are a tad bit thinner, but that can
“Taste is the faculty of estimating an object or a mode of
You should never have climbed that beanstalk.
“We turn clay to make a vessel / But it is on the space where
Do bras for her size even exist?
It’s your lucky day, you’re allowed to watch them joking
…which means that, starting tomorrow, there will be a new spot
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Thankfully, you’re a boy, so you can experience your mistress
aterger: I love how your Clerical Error caption implies a slightly
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Mistresses and their arbitrary rules; well, at least this time
Both photos obviously show the same person in the same scenery,
There comes a time when a prank is going on for so long that
“Hi there, stock image happy couple, I’m your stock image
You could tell her that some people have two dogs. But probably
I think she should wear a T-shirt “want to fuck?” to be on
It seems like I’m not a very inventive writer: as the title
A giant flokati rug and a naked brick wall. Usually, people have
It’s true, you haven’t learned the basics yet and ask for
In “The 120 Days of Sodom”, the Marquis de Sade tries to
I think she raises a valid concern.
…while she surfs porn.
See also the previous caption “Rome” for the appropriate
Isn’t it very satisfying to get her to admit her error? It’s
It was rather difficult to find a model for this photo shot willing
Aren’t you lucky that she’s so easily entertained?
She has a very strange looking smartphone.
…or maybe not.
In the Deadpool movie, Morena Baccarin’s character, Vanessa,
If it makes you a better lover, then she shouldn’t unlock you.