Thanks to all of you for your interest in my silly little captions.
What’s better than owning a yacht? Owning the owner of a yacht.
Is it cheating if you let a woman who’s not your wife handle
How about you simply roll up the hemline? Are those glasses part
You get a Darwin Award if you kill yourself in a spectacularly
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It took me a while to realize that I have a breath-play fetish.
A man without a chastity cage? Shocking, revolting, disgusting.
Proper aftercare after an intense session is a vital part of
Since I wrote this caption back in 2013, I found out that there
Initially, this caption was called “Spiked Absinth” (without
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I like her insistence that she has a pure heart, and that it
Is it a spoiler if I reveal that Andrea, the character played
Chastity Cage Captions
I see three possible outcomes for the rendering of the heading
Actually, “Georgia” was named after a British queen king,
Cotton is a bit more breathable. But less shiny.
Isobel Marion philosophizes about release cycles.
I see no pockets on her costume: where is she keeping the key?
So you mastered the preceding (or, if you’re reading from newer
If you dream of being fucked in the ass by a beautiful girl,
Red hair, glasses… she’s rating high on the scale of girls
Sometimes, you don’t even have to visit a tavern to get your
If someone would trap Koyomi Araragi in a chastity cage, he could
Stuck in an elevator, I think my primary worry wouldn’t be
I wonder what the two of you did in the haystack in the first
At least she prepared the traditional post-surprise-chastity
I think she could make guys horny without resorting to artificial
Sometimes, men are so roundabout. If he wants a spanking, why
I think your husbands are the lucky ones. Compared to other men.
I think this is my first, but not last caption featuring Snow
Architectural porn.
So you think you don’t deserve to have your chastity cage unlocked?
I’m not particularly fond of tattoos (I have no moral objections,
It could be worse: at least you’re not part of “Titus Andronicus”.