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She’s a modern Robin Hood.

She’s a modern Robin Hood.

Given that half of my followers have “sissy” somewhere in

Given that half of my followers have “sissy” somewhere in

…and then enjoy the years and years of the horniness high plateau.

…and then enjoy the years and years of the horniness high plateau.

It seems a bit unfair that your coach is getting the trophy instead

It seems a bit unfair that your coach is getting the trophy instead

γνῶθι σεαυτόν (know thyself).

γνῶθι σεαυτόν (know thyself).

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One of the cruelest mistresses I ever invented.

One of the cruelest mistresses I ever invented.

I wonder how you ended up with seventeen spikes…

I wonder how you ended up with seventeen spikes…

“You shall not pass”? Shouldn’t she have a long, white

“You shall not pass”? Shouldn’t she have a long, white

Time marches on. Although your chastity cage remains a constant.

Time marches on. Although your chastity cage remains a constant.

yeah you’re pretty good looking (for a girl) your eyes are

yeah you’re pretty good looking (for a girl) your eyes are

Those are rather large dwarfs. Which I’m saying to distract

Those are rather large dwarfs. Which I’m saying to distract

I’m using your lewdness wich makes you read sexy captions to

I’m using your lewdness wich makes you read sexy captions to

Why would you need self-control, if you can have her control?

Why would you need self-control, if you can have her control?

Any ideas how to solve this conundrum?

Any ideas how to solve this conundrum?

Trying to convince your keyholder to unlock you could be considered

Trying to convince your keyholder to unlock you could be considered

When she says “extended”, does she talk about several weeks

When she says “extended”, does she talk about several weeks

With great power comes great responsibility that you make sure

With great power comes great responsibility that you make sure

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Sirens are actually half bird, half woman, not half fish, half

Sirens are actually half bird, half woman, not half fish, half

You’ve met a cute fellow student at Miskatonic University,

You’ve met a cute fellow student at Miskatonic University,

Shake, shake, shake, shake your booty.And your chastity cage.

Shake, shake, shake, shake your booty.And your chastity cage.

Pretty much every story published by Centurian contained the

Pretty much every story published by Centurian contained the

Glücklich ist, wer vergisst,was doch nicht zu ändern ist.

Glücklich ist, wer vergisst,was doch nicht zu ändern ist.

If it’s a bad harvest, she can cut off her slaves’ penises

If it’s a bad harvest, she can cut off her slaves’ penises

Your current fate is your own fault, since you insulted her,

Your current fate is your own fault, since you insulted her,

I think you should tell your mistress that she’s far too lenient,

I think you should tell your mistress that she’s far too lenient,

There have been performances of Erik Satie’s Vexations, but

There have been performances of Erik Satie’s Vexations, but

I have received my first DMCA takedown notice, which means that

I have received my first DMCA takedown notice, which means that

Isn’t it great that you can contribute to her happiness so

Isn’t it great that you can contribute to her happiness so

If your mistress is inventing polls, you should take the hint.

If your mistress is inventing polls, you should take the hint.

One single shade of gray.

One single shade of gray.

Of course you would never bite him, but thank him for the great

Of course you would never bite him, but thank him for the great

Seems like she knows the difference between as sexy whipping

Seems like she knows the difference between as sexy whipping

At least you don’t have to satisfy eleven thousand virgins.

At least you don’t have to satisfy eleven thousand virgins.