Surely she’s going to use that remote control quite often,
Being a keyholder is a tough job. It is common to claim that
It doesn’t matter that you might want to become permanently
I guess I’m among the very limited group of people who actually
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Geht das nicht lustig? – Ich wittre was in der Atmosphäre;
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We other people hide our secret fetishes. Or start an anonymous
No matter how hot a girl (or a boy) is, “acting sexy” always
A crossover fiction of One Piece and Southpark:Step One: Obtaining
I for one think your gesture is far from being exaggerated, but
In the real world, outside the fantastic world of these captions,
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So, they used the frozen sperm of their husbands from a sperm
I understand how it is profitable to loot a village and to sell
I think it’s just superstition; I know of no natural mechanism
Mope mou mike mis maption.
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Do it, for the greater glory of Arstotzka.
Telling someone that they are only your second choice isn’t
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This caption raises the serious question why there is a ball
Only one of three? That’s better odds than the suitors of Portia
You want me to wear a chastity cage? I’m not entirely sure
She could also keep her legs losed and let you lick her boots.
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I think I’ve reached an age where I’m getting farsighted,
I like the socks.
You can wear them and retain a futile hope.