Jessica Burciaga is one of the most masturbatable Playboy Playmates
I don’t know why the stunning Nici Dee is wearing a sweatshirt
Nici Dee is my new cunt obsession. What a fine, fine, fine
Often imitated, but never equaled: the unreasonably ass-tastic
Dawn Wells (“Mary Ann” on Gilligan’s Island)
Apparently I am totally going to the wrong strip clubs.