published on: 2014-03-26 13:49:51
darrynek: *picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé.
tattru: mom: DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM 2 HOURS
Just Breathe
ugh-l-y: letourfatewritethewords: weary—soul: this was too
grimelords: Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names:
catholicnun: i want to talk to you but im ugly