published on: 2014-03-02 01:45:35
eyeballfarts: I’m going to get a dog and name it “my boyfriend”
vaginalistic: attempting to hide your desperate need for breath
basedpidgeot: given my follower count and the number of days
laugh-until-you-drop: if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden
whoredinarygirl: anytime a guy says “that’s what she said”
moon-roses: i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack