published on: 2014-03-02 01:45:26
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eyeballfarts: I’m going to get a dog and name it “my boyfriend”
bangays: what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple
basedpidgeot: given my follower count and the number of days
laugh-until-you-drop: if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden
whoredinarygirl: anytime a guy says “that’s what she said”