published on: 2013-12-19 02:48:37
intangible-rice: When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because
taylorthebloody: ppitte: It has come to my attention that a
theraginazian: desmond-the-creppy-bear: srsfunny: Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/
sorry: I just overheard my Mum and Step-dad saying stuff like
ilovepussy1998: *dad voice* i’ll fix it! *breaks it 100x worse
thessagray: my cousin just said to me “on your wedding day,i’m