I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish
Send Christmas Nudes ~~ 🎄🎄
the-troyler-blog: pirate996: phoenixxxdragon: ellament451:
chinovnik: tarantula infected with cordyceps
monzo12782: The Washington Post November 20, 1984, Tuesday,
chestnuttington: iwoulddieforyousouljaboy: me, a tired furry: