##pizzaistruelove #pizzaselfie #touristshit (at Sizzle Pie)
Oh hey @itswilwheaton you signed this pinball machine that I
I stabbed this voodoo donut in the heart with a pretzel I intend
Achievement Unlocked: Playing Area 51 with unlimited credits
#pinbabes (at Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade)
How nice of them to make a visual chart of my diet for me #pizzaistruelove