published on: 2014-12-24 21:35:12
Apparently, I hold my chopsticks wrong. It works for me. #n00dz
weirdo.
I made Glühwein! #holidaybullshit #hometownadventures
NSFW: The March issue of Hustler magazine will have a photo feature
Yep, watching The Interview while stoned was a brilliant plan.
I woke up like this. Seriously. Santa put a bottle of champagne