published on: 2014-11-28 04:10:55
Chocolate bourbon pecan pie. Nailed it. #improudofmyself
We’re thankful for sideboob.
Happy turkey murder day! #sorryturkeys
Hahahahaha yeah right. #happythanksgiving
Sleeping through Black Friday was a success. Now to go eat pie
NSFW: Thankful for Thanksgiving leftovers in a sammich