published on: 2014-12-31 01:12:59
mcdolands: Me: “dad am i adopted?” Dad:no, ur David. why
communistbakery: nosdrinker: coolsororitygirl: MY MOM accidentally
vancomevangogh: So I go to a catholic school
redvinesgiraffe: doctormemelordmd: moosekleenex: Maxi dresses.
spiri-tus: cafai: gxddess: The dress was made of live flowers,
the-three-trenchcoat-wearers: the ol’ razzle dazzle!