published on: 2018-06-02 01:40:56
starfleetrambo: dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*
catsbeaversandducks: “Don’t you touch my baby, Sir! Don’t
dragon-in-a-fez:this bitch empty, TWEET
ughura: me: *gets emotional* me, later: embarassing!
lordandgodoftheobvious: “The world is overpopulated.” Nope.
ororosmunroe: I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories