published on: 2013-02-09 06:14:02
At a mate’s flat getting drunk. I get this text from his
Went over to my neighbors to borrow a cup of sugar, she wanted
Hot ginger bath! I would break her in half.
At his birthday party, in the den, his sister rode me whilst
The bridesmaid was late for the ceremony. So was the groom.
Beer wasn’t the only thing we enjoyed at Oktoberfest.