published on: 2013-01-16 07:55:49
“why send this pix to your ex, I asked. "cuz I never
Oh my word. Please marry me?
Better get home quick, her text said.
She wanted me to paint her stars “pearly white”
They started their honeymoon at the swingers club. Got lucky
“no,” she gasped. “I said pull out!! My girlfriend