published on: 2014-06-03 06:20:25
Oh honey, no you can’t come swimming with me. Did you forget
Note reads: Darling Hubby: put these on and tie yourself to
Why the frown. You knew that marrying a model came with lots
Now I own you, husband. Hands behind your back and don’t move.
Honey, you’ve been doing a great job, well done! Check out
Listen, it’s very simple. Stripped of all boilerplate it