published on: 2014-05-23 17:20:40
I could stroke it and stroke it for hours and it will never explode.
Dear hubby, Borrowed your laptop today. Found your hidden
Here are the rules. Every night you will inspect my toenails
Hmmm…. I know, I will make him sleep in the kennel out back
You remember how to count by seconds, don’t you? One thousand,
Hey honey, do you get the impression I like having the bed all