gfycat porn | porn pics | user porn
Dear hubby,  Borrowed your laptop today.  Found your hidden picture files.  I suggest you clean your cage and get your checkbook.  You will be using both a great deal this week.    | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity

published on: 2014-05-23 13:40:30

(whispers)  Good boy.   But don’t think I’ve forgotten that

(whispers) Good boy.  But don’t think I’ve forgotten that

I could stroke it and stroke it for hours and it will never explode.

I could stroke it and stroke it for hours and it will never explode.

I know this is a dream come true for you, your last credit card

I know this is a dream come true for you, your last credit card

Here are the rules.    Every night you will inspect my toenails

Here are the rules.  Every night you will inspect my toenails

Hmmm…. I know, I will make him sleep in the kennel out back

Hmmm…. I know, I will make him sleep in the kennel out back

You remember how to count by seconds, don’t you?  One thousand,

You remember how to count by seconds, don’t you? One thousand,