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I could stroke it and stroke it for hours and it will never explode.  Remind you of anything?        | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

published on: 2014-05-23 10:01:52

You see, I told you it was gorgeous, hubby!    But don’t worry,

You see, I told you it was gorgeous, hubby!   But don’t worry,

(whispers)  Good boy.   But don’t think I’ve forgotten that

(whispers) Good boy.  But don’t think I’ve forgotten that

Dear hubby,  Borrowed your laptop today.  Found your hidden

Dear hubby, Borrowed your laptop today.  Found your hidden

I know this is a dream come true for you, your last credit card

I know this is a dream come true for you, your last credit card

Here are the rules.    Every night you will inspect my toenails

Here are the rules.  Every night you will inspect my toenails

Hmmm…. I know, I will make him sleep in the kennel out back

Hmmm…. I know, I will make him sleep in the kennel out back