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Think of a number, hubby.  Multiply it by 100.    That’s how many dollars you’re spending on me at the mall today.  And remember, the number is the distance from the bottom of my skirt to the floor.   In centimetres.     | Caption Credit: Uxorious

published on: 2014-05-11 08:37:43

You’re right, you can’t afford perfection so you can’t

You’re right, you can’t afford perfection so you can’t

Your credit card was denied.  Prepare yourself for punishment.

Your credit card was denied.  Prepare yourself for punishment.

Wow, Slave Tristan reblogged how many of your posts from flr-captions?

Wow, Slave Tristan reblogged how many of your posts from flr-captions?

How dare you suggest that your wife would consider accepting

How dare you suggest that your wife would consider accepting

Ok, your dreams have come true.  You’ve seen your wife in

Ok, your dreams have come true.  You’ve seen your wife in

Hubby, it sold!  For some reason this photo attracted a lot

Hubby, it sold!  For some reason this photo attracted a lot