published on: 2014-05-02 07:06:52
I know trading in your BMW 728 for a used Ford Focus was hard
I know you wouldn’t hit a woman in glasses. But I don’t
No frowns darling. I’ll be out with the girls and I will
I know the short chain connecting your ankles makes it more difficult
Hey! If I’d wanted you to stay in our bedroom I’d have ordered
I’m wearing a corset and stockings just like my husband. I’m