published on: 2014-05-01 08:26:21
Oh hubby, imagine being dragged down these steps by a cruel jailer,
Now for the white glove test on every rung of the ladder.
Hubby, I know how much you want to see your chastity belt key
Oh, hello. Didn’t expect to see you this morning. Man,
Learn to recognise this smile. This is not a good smile
That’s a good boy. Burn this image into your mind. You