published on: 2014-04-27 17:52:24
Come in here and endure whatever I have planned for you. That’s
Show’s over. You get on with the overnight chores list you
Hope you like my selfie, hubby. Last photo taken with your DSLR.
You want to undo that pink bow to get at what’s underneath?
Darling, I know you’re not comfortable with public displays
Apparently somebody forgot their duty to keep the fridge well