published on: 2014-04-19 06:20:36
Darling, my girlfriend let me borrow her earrings for tonight’s
Great wedding day, darling. One little thing I wanted to mention.
Honey, of course I’ll wear the key to your chastity belt as
Oh no, darling. I did say we’d consummate our marriage. But
I don’t care what you remember about “From Here To Eternity”.
Don’t worry hubby, you will have lots of time lying under my