published on: 2014-04-18 19:51:56
“Hi sweetie. No nothing is wrong. Just wanted you to know
Be patient pet. I know all those shopping bags and boxes are
Great wedding day, darling. One little thing I wanted to mention.
Oh honey, you know the old saying: “The more the congregation
Honey, of course I’ll wear the key to your chastity belt as
Oh no, darling. I did say we’d consummate our marriage. But