published on: 2013-12-29 05:32:32
Oh, you’re home. What presents did you get me on the
This is the lingerie I’ll be wearing tonight at my dinner
Crawl under this bench. You’ll know when you have permission
No, darling, of course the quality of the backrub you give me
I’m terribly sorry, did I forget to include rule 42 in
Which part of “No” did you not understand? Was it