No, you can’t get into my bed tonight. I like the space
I’ll wait till he’s done to tell him about his attitude
I love this dream where he does all the housework, makes me come
Ooh, only a few hours to go darling. Then you find out if you
God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m
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