I rang up to cancel all our pay tv - you know I don’t watch
No, you can’t get into my bed tonight. I like the space
No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly what you want tonight.
I love this dream where he does all the housework, makes me come
Ooh, only a few hours to go darling. Then you find out if you
God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m