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Look at the little munchkin… I can’t stop staring
Thank God you’re back from the law conference. I’m
A penny for my thoughts? Really it’s Ŭ,122.78 for my thoughts.
Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands on your head, and
First you make me come in every room in our mansion. Then
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God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m
Ooh, only a few hours to go darling. Then you find out if you
I love this dream where he does all the housework, makes me come
No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly what you want tonight.
I’ll wait till he’s done to tell him about his attitude
No, you can’t get into my bed tonight. I like the space
I rang up to cancel all our pay tv - you know I don’t watch
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The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never
CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver
This is the one! The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s
CAPTION COMPETITION 2 She’s very excited and he doesn’t
This is such a great makeup brush. So versatile. I’m glad
Oh yes, I forgot. I DO have 贄 for every time you beg me
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No honey, I’m not joking. These ARE your hobby magazines.
Dearest, this is such a huge step for us. You know how much
Not. A. Step. Closer. The deal said nothing about touching me
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Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped? Since you love my knees
Julie? Hi. Subby just told me that they were teasing him at
Often incorrectly captioned “Universal symbol for marriage.”
You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …
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