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 I’m glad you like my collar, hubby.  Of course the difference
 
		
 Darling hubby, I know you’d love to but noyou’re
 
		
 STOP.   I’ve just seen the you in the mirror.  And the
 
		
 I’m looking forward to hearing how this website you spent
 
		
 Good thing about you working for your wife is that we can discuss
 
		
 I’ve been studying your accounts, Mr Jones, and I'm very unhappy. 
 
		
 Striptease is a form of anticipation.  Here’s something
 
		
 Ok this is fun but I can feed myself grapes. Get on with the
 
		
 Look into my eyes and tell me if you think what’s going
 
		
 Honey, will you zip me up please?And then can you get back in
 
		
 Remember at the party I said we’d discuss your rudeness
 
		
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 No, hubby, that’s not the way it works at all.  For asking
 
		
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 When I texted you to say get yourself home in 7 minutes, did
 
		
 I could stroke it and stroke it for hours and it will never explode.
 
		
 Count the bows hubby.   That’s how many orgasms you need
 
		
 Of course you are getting into my lingerie tonight.  In your
 
		
 (whispers) Good boy.  But don’t think I’ve forgotten
 
		
 I know this is a dream come true for you, your last credit card
 
		
 You see, I told you it was gorgeous, hubby!   But don’t
 
		
 If he thinks he can get away with only having this much in SINGLES
 
		
 Do you remember when you could sleep here without having to earn
 
		
 No, you do NOT have permission to crawl over here and kiss my
 
		
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 You remember how to count by seconds, don’t you? One thousand,
 
		
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 Excuse me? Did something I said imply I was negotiating with
 
		
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 Oh hubby! Of course not!   Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
 
		
 Tell me how beautiful I am.  Tell me how much you love me.  Tell
 
		
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 You’ve forgotten to rinse the plate before putting it to