Oh no, I don’t wear this lingerie for you, I wear it for me.
Tell me what I’m worth to you. If it’s not everything
What a waste! I can’t believe I did that deal with my husband
Hey hubby, it’s your Wonder Woman. Hope you like the selfie!
Oh gosh, you’re right. You can see the top of my stockings.
A few seconds from now and you have no credit cards. A few
Singles? You came to this photo shoot with singles for me?
Ok, morning check complete. You may go to work to earn me
Now honey, tell the truth. Do you want me to go and spend
You want to get busy down here on the floor with me and the
Hubby, it sold! For some reason this photo attracted a lot
Ok, your dreams have come true. You’ve seen your wife in
How dare you suggest that your wife would consider accepting
Wow, Slave Tristan reblogged how many of your posts from flr-captions?
Think of a number, hubby. Multiply it by 100. That’s how
Your credit card was denied. Prepare yourself for punishment.
You’re right, you can’t afford perfection so you can’t
You’ve been a very good husband slave this month. So you
This one item of lingerie from Bordelle costs £700. Buy it
Darling Hubby The lingerie from my wish list arrived this
I don’t care if it cost two months’ salary, take it back.
Hubby, why are you worried about men looking at me? You know
I’m sorry? You think I installed keylogging software on my
It’s the second last day of the month and here I am on webcam
I’m having lobster and champagne. In fact you can have that
No, I’m not making it up. My husband begged me to let him
Remember a few months ago I made you post a week of captions
I don’t care that I’m the one in the middle and you say I’m
Get down here and wrestle with me. Pin me to the ground, hold
Ok, your parents have left on the train. Normal service will
Hubby, I did it! Now it’s your turn. If you can get
How much are you prepared to beg to get what the kerbstone is
Oh no dear, I don’t uncross my legs for you except on my terms.
I’m glad I found this tip on the internet. One less reason
Do you like what you see? Do you love it? Do you want it?
Do you like what you see, hubby? What I like to see is you cleaning