For realsies? You’ve learnt your rulebook off by heart?
I thought I heard you ask for a raise in the allowance I give
Texting…. The last picture you sent was not acceptable.
No, you’re not allowed to visit that site ever again either.
Somebody seeing me play with my belt on you might not think “Good
This is your place, under my legs. Get used to it. |
This is what I want you to be thinking about tonight when I go
God the bed in this spa hotel is fantastic! Thanks for bringing
Shhhhhh…. I have nothing on under this coat. Not that you
Yes, NOW! | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hey pal, one more! Remember each month I need another one of
Your job today it to present me with 1o ideas on what we can
Good news, hubby. I’ve decided to agree to all the rules
What kept you? Condition not that great, huh? Better start
femdomsrule: Do you think I care if you think I’m a mean or
Chaste Husband
Oh no, you’re not going to make me come tonight. But I knew
Is that a spot on the tip of my shoe? You had better crawl
Excuse me? I thought I was clear. Towel racks do not speak.
Tell me how beautiful I am. Tell me how much you love me. Tell
Excuse me? Did something I said imply I was negotiating with
You do not get to make the decisions. You will obey me at all
Oh hubby! Of course not! | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You’ve forgotten to rinse the plate before putting it to drain?
Putting your cage in my closet was my best idea ever! I simply
Chop Chop baby. If my shoe hits the floor I will beat you tonight
If he thinks he can get away with only having this much in SINGLES
Do you remember when you could sleep here without having to earn
Hey honey, do you get the impression I like having the bed all
You remember how to count by seconds, don’t you? One thousand,
Hmmm…. I know, I will make him sleep in the kennel out back
Here are the rules. Every night you will inspect my toenails
I know this is a dream come true for you, your last credit card
Dear hubby, Borrowed your laptop today. Found your hidden
I could stroke it and stroke it for hours and it will never explode.
(whispers) Good boy. But don’t think I’ve forgotten that