I am going to make this very easy for you. Study the dog and
For me this is nothing more then a fashion statement. For you…It
It may not be every man’s dream come true. Following your wife
I don’t care that my train was two minutes early. You weren’t
Ok hubby, I’ve written down the list of rules you told me you
Thanks honey, but you can put your credit card away. I can
Surprise! Tonight we are having completely vanilla sex. Except
I’ll beat you. I’ll beat you not. I’ll beat you. I’ll
When I take the blindfold off keep your eyes closed until
The only reason I wear these heels is because I know it drives
These were so expensive that you are now required to clean them
Sending you to cosmetics school was an excellent investment.
Listen, it’s very simple. Stripped of all boilerplate it
Honey, you’ve been doing a great job, well done! Check out
Now I own you, husband. Hands behind your back and don’t move.
Why the frown. You knew that marrying a model came with lots
Hurry up hubby. As soon as you finish your make up we will start
Note reads: Darling Hubby: put these on and tie yourself to
Oh honey, no you can’t come swimming with me. Did you forget
That’s it. You have succeeded in giving me a headache.
Well done, hubby! You’re first night sleeping on the floor.
Ok I’m off to the day spa. You know my sizes. Go and get me
Come along. No dawdling. We have at least 10 more shops to
It’s so romantic. My husband cooked a gorgeous meal for me.
My god, you move so slow… I know juggling ten bags is hard
Here it is. Clear as day. Deny a man his sexual release and
Yes, I am talking to you. The one fidgeting in the 3rd row.
I have literally no idea why you are not on your knees under
It’s no joke hubby. Take it. Seriously, Take it! You’re
This is the key I’m going to make you wish you had used on
Have a good day at work hubby. And don’t forget to bring
Crawl over here and tell me on your knees what a lucky guy you
I know baby… I know how the feel of my satin effects you…
Ok Darling, I’ve chosen for you. All your lingerie will be
You’ve worked out the correlation? Well done, you. And
Darling Hubby, Please find attached a photo from a recent shoot