![necphilak: Sometimes, when no one’s looking, I slap my butt because it really is nice. […] If I slap my butt and no one’s around to see it, am I still sexy? -Andrew Koenig, top essay writer in the California Academic Decathlon, 2012](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9eif91hr51qaaktbo1_500.jpg)
published on: 2015-03-21 06:24:07
ilovehisass:toneszm: Quinton Wynn by Michael Dar Ass
Otter Disappointment
necphilak:luxio: necphilak submitted I’M CRYING THIS MAKES
necphilak:love me there are literal hearts on my boxers it’s
necphilak: proof of skeleton underwear and ouija board baseball
necphilak:today’s theme in rehearsal was prostitutes so i decided